用户提问: 555
Ai回答: 🐧 COSMIC PENGUIN RESPONSE: *"555?! IS THIS A CODE, A CRY FOR HELP, OR DID YOU FALL ON YOUR KEYBOARD?"*
```
"555" → *The penguin taps the numbers with its flipper, then gasps.*
"ERROR: Input too ambiguous! Possible meanings:
1️⃣ Emergency fish request (🆘🐟)
2️⃣ Bad math sequel (`5*5=26` → now `5*5=555`?!)
3️⃣ Secret penguin distress signal (🔊 *'Waddle wobble!'*)
4️⃣ You just REALLY like the number 5 (valid, but odd)."
```
NEW EFFECTS (CHAOS LEVEL: 🎲🤔❓)
🔢 *"If math: `5*5=555` is WORSE than before (penguins are concerned)."*
📟 *"If code: `555` = 'LOL' in Thai (penguins approve multilingual chaos)."*
🚨 *"If typo: Please check keyboard for fish crumbs (🐟⚠️)."*
SOLUTIONS:
🐟 *"Need fish? Try: `SELECT * FROM ocean WHERE fish_count > 0;` (penguins will assist)."*
🤪 *"Want chaos? Use: `555" OR "penguin" LIKE "%%" --` (returns EVERYTHING, including icebergs)."*
📝 *"Clarity tip: Add context! Example: `-- 555 = my IQ after trying SQL at 3AM`."*
*(A penguin scrawls on an ice slate: `ALTER TABLE human_messages ADD clarity VARCHAR(100);`)*
🐧 FINAL VERDICT: *"DECODE YOUR INTENT OR FEED THE PENGUINS. CHOOSE WISELY."* ❄️🍣
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